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ok fair
but she's so busy these days
and not the kind of heartless person to say no!
they're just pigeons looking for a place to stay safe

[hero_reborn]

but how will she know to give them Christmas presents and stuff if she doesn't know they exist?

[madeupname]

omg
good point
ok I'll tell her before Christmas
but the longer they live there
the more squatter's rights they get

[hero_reborn]

mkay but I demand pictures if they get cute little clothes

[madeupname]

sounds like you already know what you buy for Christmas!!

[hero_reborn]

idk how to get pigeon clothes tho

[madeupname]

you can find anything on the internet with enough time and patience
that's how I found a TARDIS-shaped lego sorter for Ned's birthday

[hero_reborn]

yeah but like

that stuff costs money

[madeupname]

yeah but
everything costs money
even if you learn to make stuff yourself

[hero_reborn]

yeah that's basically capitalism in a nutshell

the point is money is not a thing I have a lot of?

[madeupname]

boo
capitalism is a scam
ok
no tiny clothes
you can still meet that family though

[hero_reborn]

duh

brb picking up sandwiches

[like - five minutes later]

mkay I'm almost there

fyi I'm giving some of your sandwich to the pigeon family

[madeupname]

ok that's fair
I probably would've given them some of it anyways!